Top Gear: The Official Annual 2012 by Top Gear

25 03 2012

A quick rundown…The year that was 2011, Top Gear style.

Strengths: Always funny, with some great pictures.

Weaknesses: It’s designed for kids (the puzzles were a bit too easy for me)

Why I read it: Big Top Gear fan

Pages: 64

Published: 2011

Publisher: Penguin UK

Rating: 8 out of 10

If you liked this, try: The Big Book of Top Gear 2011 – aimed at a (young at heart) adult audience

I bought this when I purchased A Top Gear Christmas – a sort of a Top Gear buying spree you might call it! Sadly, I was not quite as enamoured with this book – here’s why:

1. I’m about 20 years too old for it

This book is definitely targeted towards young boys – while it is funny, the humour is a little more simple and a little less rude. There’s several activities that would amuse a younger version of myself (even though I’m a girl) – a word search, a maze, a Snakes and Ladders – like game and a poster of very fast cars.

2. It’s an exceptionally fast read

At only 64 pages, you could read this very quickly.

3. There’s a lot of picture stories that are episodes of the show

When I was young, I enjoyed those photo stories / photo comics that came with English girls’ magazines annuals. However, when they’re a straight rehash of an episode it’s not quite as fun (unless you missed the episode, which can be quite easy to do over here because of the programming or that it started 20 minutes late and the DVD recorder cut out – but I digress).

This is just a very light book that should just be borrowed from your younger cousin or library. Having paid for it, it wasn’t quite as fun for me. However, I have donated it to my local library so everyone can share the fun!

 





A Top Gear Christmas by Top Gear

9 03 2012

A quick rundown… It’s the Big Book of Top Gear with a distinctly Christmas theme.

Strengths: It’s Top Gear. It’s funny.

Weaknesses: Hard to get excited by Christmas when it’s February and hot.

Why I read it: 1. The comic was in the Top Gear Live programme. 2. I always enjoy these Top Gear books, they’re funny.

Pages: 128

Published: 2011

Publisher: BBC Books

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

If you liked this, try: The Big Book of Top Gear

 

The Top Gear ‘big books’ are always funny for both young and old TG fans (the annuals, in my opinion, are much better suited to youngsters, but more about that at a later date). I eagerly await each year’s ‘big book’ but disappointingly I couldn’t find one for 2011. Lo and behold, in the Top Gear Live programme there was a comic, with the tantalising phrase, ‘if you want to know more, get A Top Gear Christmas‘. Like the good little lemming I am, I immediately jumped online to buy it. Unfortunately, my parcel spent Christmas in transit and I received it in time for New Year.

What’s it like reading a Christmas book just after Christmas? Before I can answer that, I need to state that it’s rather difficult reading about cold, snow, fires and scarves when it’s 40°C outside and you’re sweltering in shorts. So in fact, the Christmas theme didn’t really seem to bother me quite as much as it could have. The Christmas carols (rejigged to relate to Top Gear) were a bit flat for me, but younger readers may delight in changing the words! The index was very witty and funny (one of the few indexes I have ever read from top to bottom), as was the characterisation of the three presenters, which could be categorised as:

  • Jeremy: tall, loud and likes blowing things up
  • James: slow and talks about boring things
  • Richard: only eats certain foods, likes fashion

Whether that’s true or not is another thing! But it’s wittily done and would be a good book to read on Christmas afternoon or on a lazy Sunday afternoon. It’s not quite as funny as the previous books, but I think that’s because the Christmas theme limits the topics somewhat.





How Hard Can it Be? By Jeremy Clarkson

13 12 2011

A quick rundown… The World According to Clarkson Volume 4 – full of grumpy, yet witty and strangely sensible observations.

Strengths: Very funny, and Clarkson knows how to take things to extremes.

Weaknesses: Readers of his newspaper columns may have already read these.

Why I read it: Have read the other three books and I love Top Gear.

Pages: 352 (ebook)

Published: 2010

Publisher: Penguin

Rating: 8.5 out of 10.

If you liked this, try: The other World According to Clarkson books (such as For Crying Out Loud!)

Jeremy Clarkson is outspoken. We all know that, given recent comments that made worldwide media headlines. He’s also very funny, not only on the TV, but in print too. How Hard Can it Be?, which Top Gear fans will know as one of the show’s catch cries (along with ‘Loser!’ and ‘That’s not gone well, has it?’). This is not a book of Top Gear anecdotes (how good would that be?), but the fourth collection of his newspaper columns published in the UK. This may be a detractor for those readers in the UK, but not for those Down Under. (These are not motoring columns, although cars and other transport do feature occasionally, but articles on what is wrong with the world at large).

Clarkson’s columns are to put it simply, very funny. There is often logic and truth to what he’s saying is wrong with the world and how it should be fixed. He writes clearly, succinctly and with just enough information about Top Gear to keep the fans turning the pages and the non-fans (all three of them) entertained. His rants and raves can be applied to a larger audience – some of the articles you might get more out of if you’re from the UK (for example, local politicians), but there’s always Google if you’re interested.

Yes, it is grumpy and politically incorrect at times but that’s what makes it worth a guilty giggle or two. A great book to pick up and put down (e.g. on public transport) due to the length of the columns.





Top Gear Live Downunder – A Sneak Peek

11 12 2011

Sorry for the lack of reviews recently – I have been reading but unfortunately lots of shifts lately have caused me to be behind in my reviews. I do have some interesting ones coming up this month though – Penny Vincenzi’s The Decision, Song of Achilles, [sic] (both from Bloomsbury) and some Richard Yates. In the meantime, I leave you with some pictures of where my money went last night – Top Gear Live, The Prototype Tour. It was fantastic! Cars, Clarkson, Captain Slow, Kenny and The Stig. Not to mention Lambos, Ferraris and 911s on fire – what more could anyone ask for?

(Please don’t copy these pics without my permission).

Warming up – this is the wedding where the boys acted as chauffeurs.

Clarkson and May arrive in spectacular fashion.

Jezza isn’t surprised to see James in a washing machine, although it looks like Shane Jacobson (Kenny or Top Gear Australia) is having a laugh…

Captain Slow and fast cars…

Yes, that’s car soccer! Australia won.

A great night, if you like Top Gear, this is worth seeing. Highly recommended! I would have gone again had I not been working!

If you have Foxtel, BBC Knowledge will be showing Top Gear ALL Boxing Day. I don’t, so I’m highly jealous. Maybe Father Christmas will bring me a DVD…





Mini Book Reviews – January 2010

20 09 2011

These short reviews date from my pre-blog era – short and sweet thoughts with ratings out of five. Feel free to ask me more about these reads!

The Story of Danny Dunn by Bryce Courtenay

I haven’t read a Bryce Courtenay book for several years (the last one was Four Fires) and was wondering if I’d ‘grown out’ of them.

The answer is no. This book reminded me what good, true Australia literature is about and I was able to relate to many things (seems not much has changed in NSW since the fifties). The story is about Danny Dunn, who lives in the working class Sydney suburb of Balmain and has it all going for him- looks, brains and brawn. Unfortunately WWII put paid to that and Danny returns home a changed man. The book is ultimately about his attempt to try to survive his demons but portrays a good Aussie yarn too.

While it skips over some parts (years go by in pages) and seems to cover a lot of topics very quickly, the ending is very powerful. I found it moving, but some it didn’t seem to tie in for me. Everything going fairly okay, then some big events and then some big ramifications- but I guess that’s life. ( )

A Short History of Caravans in the UK by Richard Hammond

Not bad. Surprisingly though, this does contain a lot of information about caravans as well as humour. Not really for the Top Gear enthusiast who likes his/her caravans blown up, but it will keep your dad entertained until he realises the book is a joke on caravanners. ( )

 

 

 

The Big Book of Top Gear 2010

Another hilarious edition of Top Gear- in book form. Everything you need to know about the Stig, Jeremy’s iPhone applications (I really want the POWERRRRRR! ones), James’ sat nav and the cut out Richard Hammond. Surprisingly, this also contains some possibly correct information on cars.

I took a half star off because I didn’t know who Nigel Havers was and that the book was printed in Germany (not a problem for me, but possibly for Top Gear and their famous German rivalry). ( )

 

 

Too Many Murders by Colleen McCullough

I was initially a bit worried about this book after reading the disaster that was The Independence of Miss Mary Bennet (truly terrible). However, I really enjoyed On,Off so I was prepared to give this a go. I was glad that I did. This is a murder mystery with many dizzying twists and curves set in 1960′s America. Twelve people murdered on the same day- is it a terrible coincidence or the plot of a mastermind?

I did get a little confused at times when the police were determining which murders were important or not (though with twelve murders, it’s hard to keep track at times) and the ending made me wonder why I went through it all. Interesting to see if there will be another sequel. ( )

 

Meltdown by Ben Elton

Light book about how the GFC affects a group of friends- a futures trader, banker, architect, politician, businessman etc. Jumps back and forth from the present to the rich times before the GFC. The ending is a bit unbelievable (so many coincidences) but it’s worth a read. I found it a little confusing when it jumps in time (maybe the past could have been in a different font) and some of the arguments about the excesses of the financial sector I found a bit boring. But hey, it’s topical and feelgood! ( )

 

 

Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger

Really not sure what I think about this- it’s kind of Twilight Gothic in places, in others interesting and at the start, quite boring…

It’s also kind of difficult to explain the plot without the twists- I know others have found the last third of the book odd. Well for me, I found the last 30 pages odd, kind of rushed and hinting at conclusions which seemed out of line with what the characters had been chasing all along. Maybe that’s life. But then I don’t necessarily want my books to reflect life…

The characters in this book are also awkward- Martin is a lovely, well painted character who we just don’t hear enough from, while the main characters of Valentina and Julia are kind of sketchy.

In the end, I really didn’t feel anything for the characters and their outcomes- or even if there was an outcome. ( )

By Any Means: His Brand New Adventure from Wicklow to Wollongong… by Charley Boorman

I read this book in conjunction with watching the DVD of By Any Means. I was very glad that I did because sometimes the DVD episode was a bit rushed and I was wondering, ‘How did they get there? Where’s Russ? Who’s Anne?’. The book solves all these problems.

Not high literature, but a fantastic Boys’ Own adventure travelling from Ireland to Australia- by any means except a commercial flight. Charley, Russ (both familiar faces from Long Way Down/Round and Race to Dakar) and Mungo the cameraman cross countries on tuk tuks, elephants, dolmus and everything in between. A great adventure that has inspired me to visit countries that weren’t on my list, such as Nepal and Cambodia. Although non fiction, the boys certainly had their share of calamities- from boats to knees to multiple broken cameras. Charley also talks about home sickness, travel sickness and lack of sleep, which I didn’t think came through on the DVD (very professional).

Being an Aussie, I have to make mention of the trip from Darwin to Sydney. It was very well done- not too stereotypical (except for the English boys running out of fuel in the NT) and a good representation of just how diverse Australia really is. Nice to see that the BMWs were rejected in favour of a Nissan (X5 is certainly not an off road car). It made me happy to see that someone else could enjoy my own country.

I’d love to see an extended version of the TV series, that would be great. All the boys were very likeable, good presenters and fairly easy on the eye ;) There’s some lovely pictures in the book too. ( )

Right to the Edge: Sydney to Tokyo by Any Means… by Charley Boorman

Another solid effort from Charley- this second By Any Means book and TV series focuses less on the travel and more about the people and culture. There’s less countries and no Russ, but the countries Charley visits are covered in much more detail. The book covers even more than the TV series and explains things in more depth. For biking fans, there are many more motorbikes this time round.

The writing is not high class literature, but the telling of Hiroshima’s Genbaku Domu had me wiping away tears- I think Charley captured the emotions you feel there beautifully. ( )

 

 

 

 

 

 






The Man in the White Suit by Ben Collins

24 06 2011

I purely read this book because I wanted to know more about The Stig and Top Gear. I didn’t really know anything about Ben Collins prior to this.

This book reads more like an autobiography of Ben Collins up to his departure from Top Gear (although it is VERY sketchy on the details and reasons why this happened). We learn about his childhood (interesting), younger days riding karts and various cars (interesting), army days (quite boring) and then we hit Top Gear days. This was by far and away the best part of the book for me. It was interesting to learn that Collins was actually being the Stig on the tube (public transport vs car vs bike vs boat), I would have thought someone else would do that. Riding with Tom Cruise, teaching a blind man to drive the Top Gear track and Richard Hammond’s crash (covered by the man himself in On the Edge), it’s all there. Ben Collins can cover how to drive very fast really, really well. The stories about Top
Gear were very entertaining and witty. But towards the end of the book, we suddenly hear about how he is tired about the extreme secrecy he must maintain in his role as The Stig, how he’s getting a bit tired of the whole thing and then…it’s over. Given that the BBC tried to put an injunction on the publication of this book, there must be more! Why does Jeremy Clarkson react so negatively when questioned about Collins as The Stig? Why does Collins himself seem so jealous when a decoy in the form of Michael Schumacher appears on the show? The ending, the leaving is tied up so quickly and perfectly in a big red bow you just know that it’s hiding a dirty big coffee stain underneath.

An interesting and light read, this would appeal to Top Gear fans (obviously) and boys interested in cars and racing. I’d also be interested in hearing about what Collins is doing now (surely being on Fifth Gear is incorrect?) but not enough to read another book.

Read it if: You love Top Gear or you like wearing a white suit and helmet – 24/7.

6.5 out of 10.





Mini Reviews: February 2010

14 05 2011

More mini reviews from prior to the birth of this blog…short but sweet!

First Among Sequels: A Thursday Next Novel by Jasper Fforde

Starts off a bit slow (a refresher of Thursday’s worlds- the Outland and the Book World) but certainly picks up pace soon after. With carpets, cheese and many Thursdays, this book is set later than the other books in the series. It’s hard to believe that Thursday is in her fifties! Nevertheless, this still packs a punch and I really wish the next book was published. 8 out of 10.

Really Angelic: Pride and Prejudice with a steamy paranormal twist… by Enid Wilson

I reviewed this as part of the Goodreads Early Reviewer programme.
This is definitely not for Austen purists nor for the prudish as there are a lot of liberties taken. There’s significant changes to the plot (of course) and a lot of sex. It’s simple and fun though, leave your inhibitions behind and enjoy the ride. 7 out of 10.

Girls like funny boys by Dave Franklin

This review was written for LibraryThing Early Reviewers.

This is an odd book- the contents don’t match the blurb on the back. It’s not so much about Johnny growing up, going to uni, but rather him in his late thirties, making a hash of it all. There’s some teenage angst and romance, blokey moments and some serious action.

The narrative tends to jump around a bit from situation to situation and different times. I liked the character of Jen, the Gladiator the best- she was hilarious. The book is well written, but I would have like to see less plot lines and time periods.

Thanks to Library Thing for offering me the opportunity to read this through the Early Reviewers programme. 6.5 out of 10.

Or Is That Just Me? by Richard Hammond

A short and fast read, but interesting collection of tales as Richard Hammond is dragged kicking and screaming towards 40. Not as much Top Gear info as I would have liked (but I like my Top Gear in huge doses) but some funny stories. The UK edition I bought had stickers to ‘poke fun at the short bloke from Top Gear’- Richard, you’re not that bad! Really. 8 out of 10.

The Gift by Cecelia Ahern

This is a cute book. Maybe some will find it’s trying to teach you a lesson (ie. value those around you), but I didn’t find that (perhaps I’m getting soft in my old age). I was kept guessing be the ending, but I wonder why there are always deaths in books by this author (cf P.S. I Love You)? There is also a little bit of suspension of reality in order for the main character, Lou, to learn his lesson.
Please don’t read this as a happy Christmas book, because although you may be more inclined to listen to your great aunt’s trips down memory lane, it may not put you in the happiest festive spirit… 8 out of 10.

Sesame Street: A Celebration of 40 Years of Life on the Street… by Louise A. Gikow

What a lovely book. Not for children, but a lavish tale with gorgeous pictures of the history of Sesame Street and where it is today. I didn’t realise half the things they did!
A great trip down memory lane- Teeny Little Super Guy, Muppets and all my favourite characters. 9.5 out of 10.

A Song in the Daylight by Paullina Simons

Ugh. What a terrible book. The plot is unoriginal, the book is about 300 pages too long, the characters unlikeable and a pathetic ending.
This is not the Paullina Simons of The Bronze Horseman; had this work been submitted by another author, I think it would have undergone severe editing rather than a rush print to meet the Christmas rush.
Larissa, the main character, is boring and can’t make up her mind. She’s a whiner, whingy who would just like someone to decide for her even though she cloaks herself in many, many (exceptionally boring) philosophical conversations. The only character I liked was the cuckolded husband, who actually learned something from the whole thing.
The author’s knowledge of Australia is rather pathetic too- ’Western Territories’? Look at a map of Australia and you’ll see Western Australia is a state, and no, camel is not the main form of transport. I wonder if she’s actually been to Jindabyne?
And just wondering about the constant brand dropping (Jag, Escada etc)- any bonus in that?
Don’t read this. It’s a shocker. 3 out of 10.





The Big Book of Top Gear 2011

9 01 2011

The Big Book of Top Gear is becoming somewhat of a Christmas tradition for me. It’s something to relax with after all the festivities and have a few laughs. Unfortunately for me, my 2010 was one long day so I couldn’t sit down with this until some time after. It was worth it though!

I’m never quite sure who this book is written for – teenage boys, younger boys or young men. I don’t think it’s written for the female Top Gear fan, but I didn’t find anything objectionable in it!

The book is written as a number of short articles, often poking fun at the Jezza, Hamster and Captain Slow personas. For example, James as a DJ (completely unthinkable, would this be the Mozart Nightclub?), Richard writing an advice column (actually, semi-plausible) and Jeremy’s hyperbole service (highly likely). My favourite has to be the spoof National Geographic column, The Pacific Island of Oom. I also enjoy the comic style sections – I would definitely buy a Top Gear comic! There’s also some photo summaries of the Bolivia and Vietnam trips, a bit about the Stig and some bits about cars that could contain factual information. Or perhaps not.

Can you imagine this club?

Not from That’s Life magazine. Really. I think.

See where Jules Verne got his inspiration from?

My favourite ‘article’ in the book

 

I don’t think this was quite as funny as last year’s annual (perhaps something to do with the disruption of Australian Top Gear viewing pleasure due to commercial networks showing it) but it’s still very, very good.

Read it if: You love Top Gear. Or even know a little bit about it. It’s not about cars.

8.5 out of 10.





Mini Reviews: May 2010

27 12 2010

These short reviews come from before I started blogging- they were recorded on sites like Library Thing and Goodreads. That’s why I’m giving you a month at a time!

So Much for That: A Novel by Lionel Shriver

Well, so much for that.
This book wasn’t what I thought it was going to be- an opinionated piece about America’s health care system. Sure, we get that it costs the individual a lot to be treated for cancer and that aged care homes are expensive (although not really that much different to Australia with the thousands in ‘care’ [as in 'we don't'] fees and bonds up to a half a million). But I digress- although I’m sure that the character of Jackson would be happy with that.
Essentially this is about life and facing death in several different forms and how everyone copes. Dark and serious in places, light and sunny in others. I enjoyed this more than The Post Birthday World but I don’t know that I’d tell you to go out and buy this. It’s well written, but don’t assume that it will be an easy ride. Much like life itself.

7.5 out of 10.

Old Sins by Penny Vincenzi

I think this is one of the earlier books by this author. It’s a bit muddled towards the end (yes, we know exactly what’s happened but wait patiently for the characters to realise) and a bit dated. Some of the dilemmas could have been easily solved with DNA technology and a mobile phone (had they been invented). There’s also a lot of sex involved, some of it a bit creepy.
All that aside, this is a great bonkbuster holiday novel. I would suggest starting with some of the author’s other novels first though.

8.5 out of 10.

New Europe by Michael Palin

Palin’s writing really transports you to Europe. From misery at Auschwitz to a fashion catwalk, I smiled and wiped away tears at various points. Very well written travel book with a good dose of history thrown in. Can’t wait to read some more of his books.  (NB. My first Palin!)

8.5 out of 10.

Sushi for Beginners by Marian Keyes

A delightful chick lit from the master, Marian Keyes. This sticks with familar topics such as single women in Dublin and life on a magazine. There’s Lisa, the reluctant new editor of Colleen magazine, Ashling the ‘ever prepared’ deputy and Ashling’s married friend with children, Clodagh. Add in a variety of nice sounding men and you’ve got a recipe for a bumpy ride.
I originally aimed to read this book on holidays but never got around it- instead, reading it during a very busy time. I suspect it would be good either way- easy to pick up and put down, engaging story and language that’s easy for a tired/relaxed brain to navigate.
My only criticism is that time seemed to fly after the launch party- months go by in pages- I suppose it had to end somewhere. I much prefer this to her latest book.

8.5 out of 10.

Playing the field by Zoë Foster

Fairly well written chick lit (with bonus extra adjectives) about a relationship of your average Aussie girl with high profile football (rugby) player. The plot doesn’t really advance beyond meet the boy, insecurities compared to other WAGs, problems with ex-girlfriend, repeat. The twist at the end wasn’t terribly plausible, but it was a bit different. Nice book, but nothing special.

7 out of 10.

For Crying Out Loud: v. 3: The World According to Clarkson  by Jeremy Clarkson

Ahh, Clarkson is back and he hasn’t become any less opinionated (if anything, he’s more spot on…or am I getting older?). His witticisms are spot on and there’s some insider Top Gear trivia for the fans. A great train read (but don’t read in a silent carriage- you’ll be glared at for laughing).

8 out of 10.





Merry Christmas!

25 12 2010

Merry Christmas!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day- it’s still early here, but below are some pics of the day so far…

these weren’t for Christmas, but they lasted well into Christmas week! So pretty!

the galah family were ready for breakfast…

this is the baby galah- he can feed himself now…

Merry Christmas from my cockatiel (who woke up at 6am and repeated his English nonstop for about 15 mins)

and from my budgie (still early, so they’re both in their ‘houses’)

and the book loot. Thank you family! (Especially as both Ken Follett books are signed!)

Off to clean the floor now (before it gets too hot- 38C forecast and humid, yuck. I only like humid if it means I’m in Singapore) and before the rellies descend on the food.

Have a lovely day and enjoy!

 Any ideas which book I should start with? (Except for Mad Men because I haven’t finished watching Series 3 yet).








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